Namaste - First days in inida

Hello, this is the first post from abroad and due to restrictions on time and internet it must be short.
We read the books heard the stories and had the warnings, but nothing can prepare you for the chaos of Delhi.

The plane journey wasn't exactly stress free, we had snow causing massive delays, we had to de-ice the plane and all in all it took over 20 hours of travelling during which i had zero sleep. much of this was due to the Indian passengers who made up most of the clientèle. Lets just say there culture is different, and walking up and down the plane chatting in the aisles and putting their feet on your arm rest is pretty standard stuff. Nobody had the right seat and an old sage with a beard had mine to start with and he didn't look keen on moving for me. Then later during the journey the lady sat next to kath demanded she moved only to subsequently spread out and sleep in the space while kath was forced to squash next to a 15 stone beast of a man. This i soon learned is the way of india.
 Upon arrival the cab we got was more like a roller-coaster. Dodging in and out of swerving rickshaws, while other people are just parked up chilling out in their car right in the middle of the road for no reason. It appears the only law on the roads is beep and if that doesn't work beep louder. Indicators it seems are an unwanted optional extra for showrooms only.
   When we reach out hotel we find no sign, no English speaking staff and later no running water. It appears either hostelbookers.com have set this up, and the web page is a fake, or some opportunist has set up a fake hostel 2 minutes down the road from the real one. We will never know the truth, but we were scammed, but at least the mattress was soft and room quiet (by Delhi standards) and we manage to get a good sleep which we desperately need.
    The next day we find out more about this scamming culture, but this is the next installment. I will update asap, we are however having a brilliant time now, but it takes a few days to realize in Delhi you are like a walking ATM everyone wants to help you, for a fee. Once you get over this the time is amazing and i have had the time of my life already.

The Author's Backgound

             The desire to travel has always been within me. That was probably because I was born in a grey decaying urban town called Burnley – famous for crap football, hooliganism, racism (as encapsulated by a love for the BNP) and a proud history of witch hunting; for which evidence can be seen in their witch way logos emblazoned across their local bus services. Witch hunting is still a sport in Burnley, and if you don’t drink white lightning, fight dirty and fail in every subject at school, you may well be singled out and harassed.


       As a young reckless youth I didn’t adhere to any of the common interests, I wasn’t a fan of phone-box smashing or its counterpart - bus shelter destruction. I also was crap at tramp kicking, glue sniffing and I never did develop a taste for foot stomping happy hardcore (at least not until my university days when I met a scouser called john who’s best mate was gary, but that’s another story). So you may say I was somewhat of a non-conformist from an early age. Miraculously I did well at school and developed a peculiar interest in geography, politics and philosophy. While my neighbours were reading the sun and following Nick Griffin I was developing a keen interest in Michael Moore and Noam Chomsky. I also took to wearing a lot of black clothes and cutting all of my hair off except for a landing strip across the top reminiscent of Mr. T. If this wasn’t enough I proceeded to dye my already orange hair bright red. Needless to say this didn’t help me to make friends and blend in.


            I was a “Goth” although I never agreed with that terminology; I prefer the later coined expression “Mosher” or traditional “Head-Banger”-call it what you will – I went around not giving a shit about other people’s opinions, arguing that everything was too commercial - (especially music) and proclaiming communism the answer to all the world’s problems. Rage against the Machine’s Christmas number one mantra “Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me!” comes to mind – although I later realised that it’s a bit hypocritical to proclaim yourself a communist when you’re making millions and are signed to Sony’s record label – but I must digress, I’m going off on a tangent. The point is I used to be a rebel, a yang to the yin of my surroundings; I strove to be different, better, more aware of the world and understanding of different cultures in a town where ordering chicken madras is enough to make you a renegade.


          That was a while ago, in my teens. I’m twenty-five now, I listen to dance music and wear glasses and I can walk around posh shops like Selfridges without being followed by security guards. I also worked for four years as a debt collector harassing people daily for interest and charges, not exactly Che Guevara. The thing is it’s easy to be a teenage rebel, even a student rebel, but it’s hard to be a working revolutionary. That’s why all the hippies I meet are on the dole doing nothing, going nowhere, yet they’re still putting the world to rights. I graduated from university, I saved up some money and all in all I’m doing ok. It’s just that I don’t want to be doing ok, I want to be that rebellious teenager again, I want to be less comfortable, I want things to be less easy, and most of all - I don’t want to end up that sad guy at work who hates his job and nobody likes but who’s too damn scared to jack it all in and start again. That’s why in the words of Anthony Robbins, I want to take Nike’s advice – and just do it!

Foreword

              If you are reading this, I feel it fair to assume that you at least have contemplated travelling, or perhaps are even embarking upon your own journey as we speak, either that, or you are one of my unfortunate friends or relatives who are being force fed my opinions against your will. Regardless, I intend for this travelogue or travel blog, to provide an insight into my experiences. I do not expect it to be a definitive or even effective "guide"; there is too much of this stuff out there already, and I don’t profess to be anything of an expert or sage, rather, I am the opposite - a first time traveler with little or no knowledge.

                Therefore, I intend this to be merely a piece of writing that you may hopefully find entertaining, one which I confess may be completely biased and self indulgent. That's the whole point. I leave with only the myriad advice of guide-books and friends, all of which seems to be contradictory and diverse to the extent that currently rather than prepared, I feel confused and unsure, excited but apprehensive. I’m either about to do the best or maybe worse thing I have ever done. I don't know how it will turn out and neither do you. However, throughout the course of my trip I intend to keep this journal updated so you can travel with me and just as I do - figure out just what the hell it is that's going on - and maybe even end up a little knowledgeable or at least full of new experience.